Okay… Since I’ve been coming up with a load of random funny stuff lately, I decided that I should create a new page and let others share my mirth. LOL.
First Joke!
This is something my friend told me. If you have fun with logic, this is a good joke:
“There are three kinds of people. Those that can count and those who can’t.”
SECOND Joke!
I just came up with this on the way home from school today. I was playing with rubber band hornets and was thinking about doing a drive-by shooting at my friends with them, but this one thought came to me: You know the effect a drive-by shooting leaves on people right? Yeah. They die. XP But what if you drove by a person and shouted out the window “DRIVE-BY TALKING!” lol. That would probably leave a positive effect on them, even though they laugh like crazy till they can’t breathe and then in the end both actions would have the same result: (XP)–|–< a person lying down dead on the sidewalk
ANOTHER Joke!
It’s Tuesday, and an apparently intellectual inadept child is having dinner with his mother.
Kid: “Hey, Mom! What are we eating Friday?”
Mom: “Same thing we’re eating on Thursday”
Kid: “What are we eating on Thursday?”
Mom: “Same thing we’re eating tomorrow”
Kid: “Well, what are we eating tomorrow?”
Mom: “Same thing we’re eating today”
Kid: “What are we eating today?”
Mom: “For Pete’s sake! Look at your dang food, son!!!”
A funny saying: It isn’t fine to get a fine.
