I don’t know. I just thought that it would be funny to make a post about BB guns since they’re my specialty. 
Have you just bought a BB gun for your birthday? Or are you bored, staring at your coveted gun, wondering what to do? Or maybe you’re just surfing the web wondering what to do.
1. Shoot paper targets.
2. Shoot soda cans.
3. Go on an insect safari.
4. Revenge upon the stray cat that devoured your beloved pet.
5. Shoot the occasional annoying garden-eating squirrel.
6. Eradicate, eliminate, assassinate, destroy – the thing in the garage that your mother screams and runs away from.
7. Go cockroach hunting.
8. Go to the park and shoot down a kite (NO. Don’t really)
9. Pressurize a soda bottle (insert a short narrow tube into a drilled hole in the cap, make it AIRTIGHT, pump it up to 50psi with a bike pump, bend over and tape the tube to itself, and there you have it!) and blow it up. WARNING: only do this with a pellet gun. Or else the BB will go THoink… WHIZZZZZZZZZZ… sMACK. OWWWWW. (in English: richochet)
10. Blow up the old CD.
11. Pick a particular leaf on a tree and see if you can shoot it.
12. Go on a lizard safari.
13. Snipe trick or treater’s candy bags from behind the fence on Halloween to discourage them from celebrating the evil holiday.
14. Make little pouches of flour go PUFF.
15. Blow holes in a full water bottle and watch the water ooze out. (NO, Please don’t. Try NOT to waste water. Please.)
16. Shoot those little spinning target thingies over and over and over again.
17. Fire at the constantly-cawing crow that cackles the blubbersnappers out of you when you’re working outside.
18. Practice your shooting skills firing at the sun. x]
19. Splatter the flies bothering you in the summer with your superior BB.
20. The classic: Let the burglar know who’s boss.
(c) Joshua P., December 2008
21. try to get the old granny across the street for all the times she called the cops on you
HaHaHaHA!!! lol
actually she actually did call the fuzz once… but i deserved it !!! hahaha 
i blew a hole in her window and got my gun confiscated by the cops. but i got a new one the next year. 
and my dad had to pay for the window :O but i would never shoot her 
You are the kind of BB gun owner who makes me ashamed to be a BB gun owner. My targets are all inanimate. I don’t need to shoot living things to feel better about myself. Or to feel big and bad. Or to feel like I’ve got the power of a god.
I’m happy enough testing my skill by shooting from longer distances and trying to hit the same hole multiple times.
Are you really so small that hurting and killing things makes you feel good?
Sorry if Joshua offended you but if you read carefully Joshua didn’t target animated objects just for fun. There are reasons why he aimed at them. If you noticed the animated objects are usually something that destroy his properties or scared someone he loves. But once again it’s not a good idea to aim at animals so sorry if he offended you. You do have a great sense of righteousness, and that is really great. =]
No, those things above are a JOKE. Some of them, such as blowing up a cd I found as ideas on various sites. The only animal I’ve ever killed was on impulse. I felt really sorry for it after I saw it squeal in pain and fall over, and won’t ever shoot one again. But that’s passed. If I made you angry in any way, I’m sorry. But again, didn’t you get a laugh out of at least one of those?
I assure you, I’m not one of those “kids” who run around pretending they’re playing a video game with a sniper rifle. Nor am I a bloodthirsty human. Alright?
To christine.P.
Sure, I dont agree with what hes doing,but dont go getting all self rieghtous. Hes a kid. Kids are like that.
4, 6, 7, 9, 19, 20 those ideas are so cool but these ones captured my attention. It’s funny reading these idea, maybe I should try it. hahahahahha…
Jk, I don’t even own a BB gun. I know you’re just saying all of this for fun right Joshua? =] love ya.